A giant had a pup he called Gidget
A chihuahua so tiny, a midget
The giant he sat
On the pup as she napped
She's smaller than ever, poor Gidget!
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there once was a boy named ned
who went to sit on his bed
he hit his head
got back on his bed
then he went outside to shred
there once was a girl from france
who had a friend named chance
they both hated ants
who went up up their pants
and to get them out they would dance
there once was a girl from france
who had a friend named chance
they both hated ants
who went up up their pants
and to get them out they would dance
there once was a boy named thor
he had to go to the store
he was such a creep
he was thrown on the street
and now his bum is all sore
there once was a boy named thor
he had to go to the store
he was such a creep
he was thrown on the street
and now his bum is all sore
there once was a bright blue ocean
that mad a lot of potions
it was called puffin
it was a muffin
now there is a big commotion
there is a place called europe
it looks like a big sturrope
that starts wiith an e
they say thats me
they liike spaggetie and surope
my aunts went to france
so they could dance
then they fell
oh well
now my aunts cant dance
the ocean
a girl went to the ocean
who thought she could find a potion
she thought she was cool
she started to drool
and now shes making a commotion
syrup
there was a person from europe
who spit in a big can of syrup
she was riding a cow
who started to meow
then her foot came out of the sturup
syrup
there was a person from europe
who spit in a big can of syrup
she was riding a cow
who started to meow
then her foot came out of the sturup
school
there was a person in school
who thought he was allways cool
school is a bore
i try to ignore
the person who liked school is a fool
meow
there was a dunce who was a bat
who thought it was a cat
and a cow
so it started to moew
i would rather be a rat
plum
once i ate a plum
it hurt my tum
wasen't good
tasted like wood
oh my gosh how dumb
pat
i knew a man named pat
i thought he was rather fat
i couldn't tell
it wasn't sell
maby i will give him a cat
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